Kant โ€“ picky sod,
Schopenhauer โ€“ miserable sod,
Rousseau โ€“ liberal sod,
Hegel? Liminal sod.

 

Voltaire โ€“ sarcy sod,
Heidegger โ€“ silly sod!
Nietzsche โ€“ creepy sod,
Camus? Poor sod.